Archive for October, 2006
Jackrabbits breed so fast because they’re stupid
Wednesday, October 25th, 2006So I almost squished a jackrabbit on the road today. The little critter was waiting by the road, staring me down as I was leaving Mojave airport. 50, 40, 30 feet away, just sitting on its haunches looking straight at my car. I get to about 20 feet away, and it starts hopping directly into my path. Its almost like it timed it just right to commit suicide! SCREEEEECH! I hit the brakes, and narrowly miss its tail with my left wheel.
One of these days, they’re not going to be so lucky :\
Picker-upper
Wednesday, October 25th, 2006If you’re having a bad day, reading about this guy should make you feel a teensy bit better.
Death by Caffeine
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006So according to the Death by Caffeine page, it’d take about 281 cans of Coke or 119 cans of Red Bull to do me in. I thought Jolt Cola would take the prize, since it beat out Red Bull (119 cans < 67 cans), but thats not even in the same league as a Starbucks Grande coffee. The dosage to kill lil 'ol me? Only a bit over 25 cups.


